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The AI court for petty disputes.

Too small for therapy. Too dumb to drop.

SAMPLE CASE · REAL ENGINE OUTPUT

ROOMMATES

The thermostat incident

He set it to 67. She has a blanket fort and a grudge. Both filed.

BLAME 50/50PETTINESS 6/10

PICK YOUR JUDGE — SAME FACTS, DIFFERENT COURTROOM

The Great Thermostat War of 2026: When Roommates Battle Over Seven Degrees and Basic Human Decency

Filer: Spite Temperature Vigilante · Sam: Midnight Thermostat Ninja

The court sees two freezing roommates who have turned their shared living space into a climate control cold war, each secretly sabotaging the thermostat while righteously condemning the other for identical behavior. You're both guilty of thermostat espionage — Sam's midnight temperature raids don't become virtuous because they save seventeen cents on utilities, and your spite-cranking to 74 degrees was the household equivalent of setting money on fire just to watch Sam's soul leave his body. This isn't about seven degrees or electric bills; this is about two adults who would rather wage psychological warfare than spend thirty seconds negotiating a number that falls between 67 and 74. The court is disappointed.

Sentence: You will both establish a compromise temperature of 70 degrees, install a 'thermostat modification log' where any changes require written justification and duration, or forfeit their right to complain about utility bills for the remainder of the lease

“This is about two adults who would rather wage psychological warfare than spend thirty seconds negotiating a number that falls between 67 and 74.”

See: Martinez v. Chen (2026) — 'The Great HVAC Sabotage Accord'

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